Agitator

A person who shares a house, apartment, dorm, or room with others and is by nature opposed to domestic tranquility. He or she demonstrates a compulsive need to disturb the peace by pissing other people off. This is usually because he or she derives pleasure from sowing discord or just messing with someone's head. As a result, this kind of person will frequently target easily goaded individuals, and the pussy-bitch is its natural prey. This person is sometimes referred to as a dick or douche.

David: What was all that yelling about?
Aidan: Matt was bitching at me for not bolting the front door when it's dark out. I told him I would do it, but I also said that he was a pussy-bitch for wanting me to do it. The one lock works just as well.
David: Your a God damn agitator! If you were going to bolt the door why did you have to rile him up like that?
Aidan: I had to...I really enjoy pissing him off.
David: Fucking agitator...You're a bitch.
Aidan: Whore...

by DeCarr87 October 29, 2007

Agitator

A self-actualized asshole.

Geoff is a known agitator.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

agitator

Someone that gathers all their enemies to protest by pretending to be everyone's friend and on everyone's side so that they will drain and waste all the energy they could be using to really stand and fight people like the agitator (people that are making the mandates, rules, restrictions, and laws to dictate their lives to them) to protest and scream at the top of their lungs instead.

What better way to get your enemies laughed at and ignored than encourage them all to gather in a group (like livestock) at the same place and time like a trap or a slaughterhouse? Being together isn't always a good move, it is often a good way to get eliminated by people like an agitator, and an agitator is aware of that when he/she organizes protests and other demonstrations for show (of power). Be your own person instead of gathering/going where someone tells you to when they tell you to, and you might actually get something done besides lots of hot air blowing out, windows to businesses run by families you once loved getting broken or burned down, police and protestors alike dying for no good reason, and little good coming out of any of it.

by The Original Agahnim October 28, 2021

Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"

Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy

by ThomBom November 25, 2014

Red Flag Agitator

An antiquated term for a member of the communist party that attempts to cause political discourse and riots in an attempt to spread the word of communism

Arthur - "I'll tell ya, with all of these damn red flag agitators you'd think the world was going to end!

by The Rectifier. January 8, 2021

the agitator

When fisting a butthole, force you whole fist in and open your hand, and hen wiggling your fingers.

She pissed me off, so i gave that bitch the agitator.

by spankClown February 6, 2009

paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.

Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018