A Fijian Indian boy who carved and tested himself growing up in the tough streets of South Auckland.
Can be heard often saying "You wouldn't do that to a brown man" or "You white devil kunt!"
Loves the NRL but can't eat hotchill for shit
I ate a hot chilli and it did not go so well. Ah man you Ashneel'd it!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.