aftervite 

The word "invite" inherently has a sense of inclusion. By contrast, the aftervite is done after someone who is not originally intended to be invited to an event discovers its existence and is invited out of obligation.

Dude, I totally had to give Bob an aftervite to Melissa's surprise party. He heard about it and called me to see what what up.....sorry.

aftervite by aaronarchitect April 21, 2009

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Afterlife Denial

Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.

"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."

Afterlife Denial by Full Monteirism April 22, 2021

Afterlife 

I actually give up

Fuck life

Fuck everyone

Afterlife ..

Maybe its overdue

Should of come home long ago

In the dark dark days I didn’t even want to get out of bed

That’s how I feel now …

Thank you

And to all the friends of over 20 years

Happily taking whatever I cooked for them

Drinking all the drinks the tee total guy bought for them

But when I comes to take sides

Of course

Only one side of the story matters

What is that like ..

Read all I wrote

This is pure me

So purely one sided ..,

The look of disgust my son gave

At his tender age

Maybe this is what broke me

I no longer care

Not sure the love of my children can save me either

So for the record

Afterlife .. I’m ready to come home

Afterlife .. actually give me lights out too ..

I don’t even want to think anymore ..

Thank you for everyone who contributed to this

I will see you in hell ..

Afterlife by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Afterlife 

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol

There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?

Afterlife by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

afternines 

In north carolina, and probably other states, your afternines is the license you get after having a license with a 5am-9pm driving curfew for 6 months...if you're under 18, you have to have the curfewed license before you can get your afternines...the 6 months prior to getting your afternines feel like the longest 6 months of your life

Erica: watch catch a movie tonight?
Joe: I can't...I still don't have my afternines...so it would have to be before 9
Erica: that sucks
Joe: ikr

afternines by jtl94 July 1, 2011

afterwit 

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

afterwit by theclerk June 27, 2008