Afternom

A portmanteau of the words "afternoon" and "nom".

Used to describe a snack or small meal between lunch and dinner, roughly between the times of 12 noon and 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
An afternoon equivalent to "brunch".

"hey hana, do you want to come round mine later for some afternom?"

by ost2life November 12, 2009

Afternom

When you take a nap after eating.

"Dude, I just woke up from an afternom." "Did you eat a lot? I call em food comas."

by bishwhocares April 26, 2019

afternom

The nap you take after eating lunch.

Man I just woke up from a good afternom. I'm ready to go.

by Pandangie April 26, 2019

Afternoon Hillbilly

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.

Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

by Zoobreath May 28, 2008

Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.

I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.

by Sodakak September 14, 2016

Dog Dick Afternoon

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009