afternoise

after a great sexual experience, the afternoise is the fart or queef that the woman makes in response to all of the physical work. Depending on who the man is, it can be taken as nothing out of the ordinary, a sign to bring on more, or plain repulsiveness.

Rolly: Me and Kia were having a great time last night, but when it got to the end, she had to show me a huge afternoise in response for my efforts, and now I am unsure if I want to have sex again.
Will: I feel your pain dawg. I really do...

by willythebassman November 26, 2009

afternines

In north carolina, and probably other states, your afternines is the license you get after having a license with a 5am-9pm driving curfew for 6 months...if you're under 18, you have to have the curfewed license before you can get your afternines...the 6 months prior to getting your afternines feel like the longest 6 months of your life

Erica: watch catch a movie tonight?
Joe: I can't...I still don't have my afternines...so it would have to be before 9
Erica: that sucks
Joe: ikr

by jtl94 July 1, 2011

Afternooner

Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.

It could be from late nights or just general laziness

Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.

Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.

Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.

by Mr Elevator March 15, 2011

afternooner

Sexual intercourse during the lunch hour or afternoon hours.

After the afternooner I had, I am too tired this evening.

by nick_f May 12, 2010