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afterloom 

The feeling after one trips one's face off and is still slightly tripping. The trademark feelings of the afterloom are the general fogginess of the mind, incoherent speech, and a slight body euphoria. The afterloom typically lasts about an hour or two, or until one falls asleep.
Alex: Hey man, are you good to drive or are you still tripping?

Jimbo: Naw man I'm good I just have a real nice afterloom from this 2C- B
afterloom by Ziwetian September 13, 2010
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afterboggles

The state of the mind after seeing something so astonishing (good or bad) that the astonishment is revisited over a period of time, much like aftershocks from an earthquake.
A woman from Pennsylvania once asked members of my band, "Where are y'uns-all from?" That bizarre construction had me suffering afterboggles for days.
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afterjog 

The event that takes place after a jog. Whichever event it may be, sitting on a curb, walking around, or eating a yummy sandwich. One may only attend an afterjog if he/she attended the jog, or it is not technically an afterjog.

Afterjog was a word made up by a teenage boy named peter when he was cross about not being invited to "hang out" at someone's house. The event took place after a jog he was not invited on because he is slow...like...really...slow. He asked, "...why wasn't I invited to the afterjog?"
We laughed and made this a thing
The End.
:)
"Why wasn't I invited to the afterjog?" ~Peter
afterjog by saga February 22, 2013

afterdog 

any ailment one experiences after ingesting a hot dog.

these may include:
unpleasant tasting burps.
hot dog farts.
over all bad taste in mouth.
stay away from chad, he's got some serious afterdog goin on.
afterdog by cwick666 July 8, 2010

The Afterlost 

The state of the characters of LOST once the final season has ended.
John Locke is disabled again in the afterlost.
The Afterlost by DaNo_Seattle February 3, 2010
The emotional state where a person becomes unable to feel love for anyone new after being deeply hurt or changed by one particular past relationship. It is not heartbreak anymore, but the lasting numbness that follows it.
“It’s scary how one person can leave you in afterlove.
Afterlove by LolziPolzi April 25, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
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