afterjog

The event that takes place after a jog. Whichever event it may be, sitting on a curb, walking around, or eating a yummy sandwich. One may only attend an afterjog if he/she attended the jog, or it is not technically an afterjog.

Afterjog was a word made up by a teenage boy named peter when he was cross about not being invited to "hang out" at someone's house. The event took place after a jog he was not invited on because he is slow...like...really...slow. He asked, "...why wasn't I invited to the afterjog?"
We laughed and made this a thing
The End.
:)

"Why wasn't I invited to the afterjog?" ~Peter

by saga February 22, 2013

afterjiggle

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.

Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!

by K.Smith January 25, 2008

After Jog Bog

The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.

Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?

Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.

by Travlaki March 13, 2009

afterboggles

The state of the mind after seeing something so astonishing (good or bad) that the astonishment is revisited over a period of time, much like aftershocks from an earthquake.

A woman from Pennsylvania once asked members of my band, "Where are y'uns-all from?" That bizarre construction had me suffering afterboggles for days.

by Chuck Lawhorn May 20, 2005

afterdog

any ailment one experiences after ingesting a hot dog.

these may include:
unpleasant tasting burps.
hot dog farts.
over all bad taste in mouth.

stay away from chad, he's got some serious afterdog goin on.

by cwick666 July 8, 2010

afterjoint

To smoke an afterjoint is to have a cigarette after you smoke a spliff

Dude pass me a smoke I need an afterjoint

by dbstar March 16, 2009