aftercry

A prolonged era of personal triumph, profound happiness, and mental clarity that follows a significant period of grief, hardship, or emotional breakdown. Lasting anywhere from several weeks to an entire year, it is the ultimate "cool down" season of life where an individual emerges from past tears significantly stronger, cooler, and possessing a massive increase in personal aura.

"2025 was a brutal year of struggling and crying, but this entire year has been my aftercry. I’ve never felt this strong, and my aura is through the roof."

aftercry by BSW2011 September 19, 2026

aftercrap 

The brown residue left in your asshole after you crap and before you wipe. Depending on the type of poop, aftercrap can be slimy, burning, or sticky.

Frank: "Uggh! There was no toilet paper in the whole house! This aftercrap is burning my asshole!"

aftercrap by Christian Asatat May 9, 2010

Aftercringe 

Considered a mild form of PTSD, aftercringe is the intense feeling of regret and embarrassment one feels in the aftermath of performing a cringe-worthy act (such as dancing with colleagues at a work function). The onset of aftercringe may occur at at time after the event, in some cases, this may be months or years.

Jethro was overwhelmed by the aftercringe resulting from performing the "lawnmower" with colleagues at the black-tie dinner.

Aftercringe by subaquatique August 21, 2022

Aftercreep

An event taking place for high schoolers across the nation on Sundays in April; the day after prom, when you spend countless hours on Facebook creeping and looking through photos from prom you either attended or did not attend because you were so excited for aftercreeping and decided to stay home. While aftercreeping, one may find that they have seen the exact same dress on three, four, or maybe five girls, and you may witness several wardrobe malfunctions before they are removed from said social networking site. When you finally stop, it is early Monday morning, at which point you have hours of homework that you planned to do on Sunday. At this time, you may make the decision to skip school monday in order to aftercreep for several more hours.

Kid 1: Hey, did you go to east's prom last night?
kid 2: yeah, then i stayed up all night aftercreeping, during which i found 3 nip slips and saw a neon orange dress on every other girl in the junior class.

Kid 3: did you guys do your homework?
kid 1 and kid 2 walk away.

Aftercreep by highschoolmeth May 7, 2011

Aftercrust 

On males, the leftover and dried vaginal fluids that collect around the penis and scrotum, especially occurring with dense pubic hair. Somewhat thin and flaky.

"My junk is covered in aftercrust, better wash it off..."

Aftercrust by OperatorTX 13 August 28, 2009