After-wood
After-wood by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018
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Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!
Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!
"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."
"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!
"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."
"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."
afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010
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afternoodle
Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.
afternoodle by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023
aftergood
the relief after picking your nose and finding a huge loogie and then starting to cry in happiness...and eating it.
*Girl picks her nose, then looks at it and smiles in satisfacton - this emotion is commonly, and can only be known as "aftergood"*
"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"
"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"
aftergood by Aileen_V_P_K_M February 29, 2008
afterwoods
Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.