After-wood 

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

After-wood by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

afterwood 

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

afterwood by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

afternoodle 

Any afternoon, esp. when lunch consists of a noodle dish (e.g. pho, ramen, leftover spaghetti).

Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.

afternoodle by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023

aftergood 

the relief after picking your nose and finding a huge loogie and then starting to cry in happiness...and eating it.

*Girl picks her nose, then looks at it and smiles in satisfacton - this emotion is commonly, and can only be known as "aftergood"*

"Man, look at this huge booger!"
"Whoa thats huge!"
"How do you feel?!"
"Oh my gosh! I feel so AFTERGOOD!"
"This is the best AFTERGOOD ever!"

aftergood by Aileen_V_P_K_M February 29, 2008

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

afterwoods by QuacksO December 20, 2025

Afternood

The emotions you get after a nude

Dude, my afternood was complicated

Afternood by Firestorm43434 April 22, 2023