after smile

The smile you have after your friend says something funny or makes you laugh and you leave, making a fool of yourself as you walking around with big smile on your face. It is especially awkward if you look at someone with an after smile because they think you are smiling at them, but you are just looking with an after smile.

Person 1: <Insert Joke here>
Person 2: hahahahahhahhaa
(Person 2 turns around and walks away with an after smile)
(Two Strangers walk by Person 2)
(Person 2 looks at Stranger 1 with after smile)
Stranger 1: Did you see that creepy guy smile at me!
Stranger 2: Yeah! It was really creepy!

after smile by kljhgfds December 12, 2010

After gym smile 

It‘s the smile in your face after your gym session.

Leroy: dafuq? y u smiling that much?
Gym guy: I was at the gym today. It‘s the goddamn after gym smile.
Leroy: okay got it.

After gym smile by U5eriou5 September 19, 2019

aftersmile 

The artificial smile left on your face when your real smile should have been terminated by something said by somebody else. Usually accompanied by a sudden and severe absence of the positive feeling that brought the smile on to begin with.

He told me my joke was ridiculous and that I should feel bad for saying it. Not to be shot down, I maintained my aftersmile until he left the room.

aftersmile by nirgle June 5, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016