a floater 

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water

it's a gigantic floater!

a floater by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

a floater 

The Act of getting an erection while wearing sweatpants in public.

He was standing in the check-out line behind some hot chick when all of the sudden he noticed he had a floater goin' on.

a floater by landshark November 30, 2006

A floater

Someone that matter how much you weigh them down they float

Dude brads such a floater he won't fucking drown..

A floater by Megammoooo September 1, 2026

It's a floater!

A phrase originating from a TikTok video of a family inserting a large, spherically shaped chocolate ball into a mug of milk in order to quirkily create a hot chocolate mixture. Seconds into the video, a child is heard screeching, "it's a floater", indicating that the chocolate ball is taking a long time to melt, which is essentially stating the obvious in a failed attempt to act in a comedic fashion.

Emily: That bouncer surely denied us entry into the club because we're so hot. He definitely had a Grimace Shake in Ohio prior to his shift, LOL!
Everyone waiting in line: "It's a floater!" type shit...

It's a floater! by tmkkmt August 3, 2023

knucklebumped a floater 

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.

i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

knucklebumped a floater by todd beanfeather February 24, 2009

Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

Burn a Floater by Chief Chester March 26, 2009

its a floater 

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

its a floater by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023