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afkep: away from keyboard eating popcorn
When your friends ask you if you are afk in whatever game you are playing, then you respond: no i am afkep: away from keyboard eating popcorn
afkep by Randoman9933 August 12, 2017
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An online gamer away from keyboard. Especially annoying to other players in the middle of group raids or PvP.
Report that afker to admin.
That afker is going to make us wipe.
afker by Teafortwo April 5, 2008
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akepekka 

An old man who hangs out with a younger generation. Can not dance because of his bad hip. Uses slang to disquise himself to be ”hip” or ”down with the kids
”Dude why is Matts dad hanging out with us??? What an akepekka!”
akepekka by Matt’s dad’s son January 7, 2019
The art of stealing one's children's friend's clothing/accessories
My orange t-shirt has been Akepogu for days now
akepogu by Geoffrey Chauser sisya January 11, 2022
Acronym standing for Asshole Formerly Known as Officer Pete.
Pete is the kind of guy who plays games, is selfish, and has freakishly small hands and is therefore an AFKOP.
AFKOP by FriendsoftheP November 22, 2010

askephone 

Da communicating-over-wires device dat you use to request information or permission from da person you're calling, rather than confirming or transmitting something to him.
If you think about it, most every dial-to-interact conversation involves an ASKephone and a TELLephone --- da caller rings you up to ASK you something, and then you TELL him da answer to his question.
askephone by QuacksO January 14, 2020

afkplays 

damn afkplays you have a big penis
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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