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affriended

To be offended about someone using the phrase "friendzone"
"Dude this chick put me in the friendzone"
"How could you say that, i'm so affriended"
affriended by Desert Wyvern January 30, 2015
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offriended

1. The feeling one gets when one does not receive a Facebook friend request from another party with whom they have become friendly.

Infinitive: to offriend

Noun: offriendse

Adjective: offriendsive
Why hasn't Rachel friended me on Facebook yet? I thought we really hit it off at that party the other night. To be honest, I'm really offriended.

Dave friended you but not me? I'm so offriended!

It's just offriendsive that she hasn't friended you yet.
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re-afriender 

Someone who adds a friend to Facebook after previously deleting them.
They: "This is just typical, they've deleted me and requested my friendship 5 times now - a total re-afriender"
re-afriender by Faminist45 April 20, 2015

Offriended

My bud got rejected by a girl because of his looks. I’m offriended for him.
Offriended by girraffelover10 January 14, 2019

offriended

this feeling occurs in any situation where you feels as if you have been cheated on friend wise.
ex.

when earlakeisha came to find out that her friends aquafina and shawnda had become close friends without her knowledge, she couln't help but feel really offriended.
offriended by tyrone balls August 8, 2011

Afriended 

When someone receives a friend request from someone they don't know, and is so conceited and unfriendly that they report the person instead of merely ignoring the request.
"I got this friend request today from some guy, I have no idea who he is! I mean seriously, can't he see I'm better than him? I'm so afriended!"
Afriended by JayszunVanderwerff March 7, 2012

affended 

a new meme which defines another way of saying offended.
no one believes me, i'm affended

bro, the gc trolling us all the time im affended
affended by affendedaf March 17, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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