Affle

Used to describe something or someone that sucks.

Can also be shortened to "mm mmmm" so that people don't realize that you are telling them they suck.

"Did you see that movie? It was affle"

Sara: "Hey Jim, do you like my new jacket?"
Jim: "It's pretty mm mmmm"
Sara: "What?"
Jim: "Nothing, forget it"

by NG $tyLeZ February 15, 2008

Affle Waffle

slang for Waffle House

Affle Waffle gave me the squirts.

by Ryannie November 18, 2009

ben affleck

Batman. The caped crusader of the DCEU, since 2013, plays a 20+ year experienced dark knight and without a doubt the strongest batman EVER seen onscreen.

though initially left in 2019 before his supposed solo movie finished development, has returned for the flash movie (which keeps getting DELAYED dammit!) and aquaman 2, don’t forget he also returned for the snyder cut reshoots. So everytime ben affleck quits as Batman it’s usually not for long lol

Ben affleck is the best bruce wayne/batman, easily resembles the same one from the comics and the animated series.

If Arkham Batman was ever adapted on film it’s definitely batfleck

Ben affleck is the perfect batman

Batman IS Ben affleck

There is no dceu without ben affleck

Batfleck is the name for Ben affleck as Batman

by Warheadpaysme August 31, 2022

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS)

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Yung lean affect

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right

by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

afflicted

Sick, mentally impaired, troubled

She accused the boy of stealing her phone when actually she had left her phone in a cab! This woman is obviously afflicted, and self centered.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

by Epictrix August 27, 2012