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noun.

turn of phrase or saying that betrays the speaker's idiocy and naivette.

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Alyssa: physical or emotional?

Holden: emotional penetration?

Alyssa: i fell in love hard with Caitlin Brie in high school.

Holden: physical?

Alyssa: we had sex.

Holden: yeah, but not real sex.

Alyssa: i move to have that Afflectation stricken from the record on account of it makes you sound like an asshole.
by Mavelicious April 07, 2009
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
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