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One of your friends who is under 5'5'', and has the face of a baby. Generally, they are stubby and have sausage fingers. They drink often in order to obviate their self-esteem issues pertaining to their infantile appearance.
What up afetus, lets go ride a roller coaster. O, nevermind, you are too short.
Damn, afetus you scare the ladies with those little sausages.
afetus by PapaT November 1, 2006
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Aftussy Nation 

Aftussy nation is a nation of Michael Afton simps. Created by”michaelaftons_”
Person 1: are you apart of Aftussy Nation?

Person 2: YES! I need that Aftussy so bad
Aftussy Nation by Michaelaftons_ February 18, 2022
Michael afton’s juicy 🐱 that makes everyone drool
Person 1: i need michael’s aftussy real bad rn
Person 2: me too man whenever i think of his aftussy my dvck becomes rock hard and my mouth starts drooling i want him to breed me.
Aftussy by Michaelaftonworshipper February 17, 2022
William Afton's, also known as springtrap's, crusty bussy.
Springtrap/Afton simp: I want his aftussy
Non-simps: He's literally a decaying corpse-
aftussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
aftussy wanters: "I love michaels AFTUSSY😍"
litterally anyone else: "Hes a rotting corpse, but agreed"

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out 

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!
Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.
Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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