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One of your friends who is under 5'5'', and has the face of a baby. Generally, they are stubby and have sausage fingers. They drink often in order to obviate their self-esteem issues pertaining to their infantile appearance.
What up afetus, lets go ride a roller coaster. O, nevermind, you are too short.
Damn, afetus you scare the ladies with those little sausages.
afetus by PapaT November 1, 2006
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Aftussy Nation 

Aftussy nation is a nation of Michael Afton simps. Created by”michaelaftons_”
Person 1: are you apart of Aftussy Nation?

Person 2: YES! I need that Aftussy so bad
Aftussy Nation by Michaelaftons_ February 18, 2022
Michael afton’s juicy 🐱 that makes everyone drool
Person 1: i need michael’s aftussy real bad rn
Person 2: me too man whenever i think of his aftussy my dvck becomes rock hard and my mouth starts drooling i want him to breed me.
Aftussy by Michaelaftonworshipper February 17, 2022
William Afton's, also known as springtrap's, crusty bussy.
Springtrap/Afton simp: I want his aftussy
Non-simps: He's literally a decaying corpse-
aftussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
aftussy wanters: "I love michaels AFTUSSY😍"
litterally anyone else: "Hes a rotting corpse, but agreed"

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out 

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!
Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.
Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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