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One of your friends who is under 5'5'', and has the face of a baby. Generally, they are stubby and have sausage fingers. They drink often in order to obviate their self-esteem issues pertaining to their infantile appearance.
What up afetus, lets go ride a roller coaster. O, nevermind, you are too short.
Damn, afetus you scare the ladies with those little sausages.
afetus by PapaT November 1, 2006
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Aftussy Nation 

Aftussy nation is a nation of Michael Afton simps. Created by”michaelaftons_”
Person 1: are you apart of Aftussy Nation?

Person 2: YES! I need that Aftussy so bad
Aftussy Nation by Michaelaftons_ February 18, 2022
Michael aftons juicy 🐱 that makes everyone drool
Person 1: i need michael’s aftussy real bad rn
Person 2: me too man whenever i think of his aftussy my dvck becomes rock hard and my mouth starts drooling i want him to breed me.
Aftussy by Michaelaftonworshipper February 17, 2022
William Afton's, also known as springtrap's, crusty bussy.
Springtrap/Afton simp: I want his aftussy
Non-simps: He's literally a decaying corpse-
aftussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
aftussy wanters: "I love michaels AFTUSSY😍"
litterally anyone else: "Hes a rotting corpse, but agreed"

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out 

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!
Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.
Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.