aesicles 

Presumably aesicles are a type of small, purple moon insect that howl at the wonder of the earth.

"We know the moon rocks and the hyacinths and the howling Aedes and aesicles are just to the surface creatures of earth-bound wonder." - Zoe Bee in "An AI Wrote This Video"

aesicles by ColorfulCrystals November 11, 2022

assicles 

Small flecks of turd that cling to your anus hair that require a scraper, or similar instrument, to remove.

Toilet paper just wasn't enough to get rid of those assicles so I also used the flattened roll.

assicles by Emresh June 24, 2006

assicles 

the icy cling-on stuff that hangs off the panties of a long-haired dog in snowy cold weather

whoah, look at the assicle buildup on that collie!

assicles by stoney February 5, 2004

Assicles 

When your ass is so cold it feels as though there is an icicle up it..

Also used to describe a lousy situation.

Man that movie sucked assicles

Assicles by Loyal-X August 7, 2010