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The douchabaggery of all bags of douche; for one to think he knows how2internet, when irl he can't even shot web. In summary, someone who thinks they are t3h h4x, but they are a newby-dooby-doo
Dude he ain't no h4xor; he's an Aebley.
aebley by Nick G. Slater January 14, 2008
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Aebleskiver 

Sphere-Shaped Pancakes, a Danish food commonly made at the Danish festival tivoli Fest held in the Danish capital of the US (Elk Horn, iowa)

Made in a special pan with 7 semi sphere holes in them, Aebleskivers are basically the shit!!
Person 1-Wanna go get some Aebleskivers!?!?

Person 2-HELL YES I WANT TO GO GET SOME AEBLESKIVERS!!!
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James Abley 

A dopey, somewhat unco individual, usually terrible at cod and tetris.
*person falls over* "haha, that guy is such a James Abley"
James Abley by Jamesabs16 September 8, 2010
The most powerfull being of all realety, with the power of apples, he æblemand is the one true god
My world was applefied by æblemand.
æblemand by æblemand October 22, 2020
Aeleya is a very caring person. She’s the type who may not like you at the start but once you get to know her she’s a gem. Aeleya is the person you would wanna keep in your life for as long as you can. She is very clingy and has a unique sense of humour. She has brown hair and brown eyes. She will definitely stand out in the crowd. If you ever meet an aeleya you would be lucky to date her or even become her friend. Aeleyas are hard to befriend with but once she grows onto you she’ll never let you go.
Harry: I’m going to a party with aeleya tonight
Bella: Oh, I know her! She would be fun to hang around with
Aeleya by Hiruuuu March 1, 2023

Hattie Abley

hattie abley, how does one start? god this girl is just amazing. shes just a bundle of happiness and beauty. she is most well known for her song "3 am" (now available on sound cloud). but also known for her incredible inside jokes. many of these jokes are prominently featured on her instagram story (@hagsjustwannahavefun). there are many jokes such as her group of friends coining the term "backyardigang" referring to the backyadigans, and seemingly radish-related puns with a girl running a dodie fan account.

hattie is a very talented young woman who you could say is able(y) to do anything her puts her mind to. she runs three instagram accounts where she has many loving online friendships.

one could easily aspire to be or be like miss hattie abley with her impeccable charming characteristics.
"Gosh I wish I could be like Hattie Abley"
"Do you know Hattie Abley? She's one talented hag!"
"Have you heard Hattie Abley's song "3 am"? Get it on SoundCloud now!"
Someone who comes in to work late every day, and asks for a raise, and then leaves the company for not getting one to go work for a guy named Al. Someone who lies to themself about how good of a driver they are. More specifically someone who thinks that if they did not total their vehicle then they did not officially have an accident. Also someone who never listens to anything anyone says.

Generally charectorized by answering a questions with a 5 minute disertation about something that has little or no bearing on the original question that was posed to them.
Wow if only that ableyev would have listened when I told him not to step in front of that elephant.
ableyev by Garrett Bauer May 15, 2006
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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