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Someone who comes in to work late every day, and asks for a raise, and then leaves the company for not getting one to go work for a guy named Al. Someone who lies to themself about how good of a driver they are. More specifically someone who thinks that if they did not total their vehicle then they did not officially have an accident. Also someone who never listens to anything anyone says.

Generally charectorized by answering a questions with a 5 minute disertation about something that has little or no bearing on the original question that was posed to them.
Wow if only that ableyev would have listened when I told him not to step in front of that elephant.
by Garrett Bauer May 05, 2006
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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