A very sexy black man usually very skinny but eats alot. Most Adontis’s have gay niggas named Michael as friends. They are also very very tall and super sexy
The perfect man, with a flawless physique, heart of gold, and mind of steel, who makes hearts patter and gives girlsbutterflies in their stomachs with his presence.
When she looks at Rohan she sees Adonis as he wins yet another wrestling match.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.