A (usually quite arrogant, hypocritical and narcissistic) person who feels compelled to give other people tons of personal advice and perhaps even detailed instructions on how to live their lives. This person is always never in any sort of position to actually give advice, being almost defined by their poor choices and often barely functional or even dysfunctional in their own lives.

My friend Michael the Advice Monkey won't shut the fuck up with his advice on health and street smarts; he's also on several antidepressants and lives in a Section 8 apartment with his cat.

Advice Monkey by ShinCookie August 3, 2016

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If I want your advice...

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

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Advising Day Eve

A holiday on the campus of Gannon University. The university cancels classes for Advising Day so the night before is known as Advising Day Eve. Students celebrate by drinking, partying, and running around campus making fools of themselves. A popular Advising Day Eve hangout is Antlers Bar. Even certain professors are known to participate in Advising Day Eve festivities.

Dude I had the craziest night! I did shots with the Dean at Antlers!" "Well, yeah it was Advising Day Eve!

Advising Day Eve by gu2013 April 15, 2011

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advice slut

A person who goes to another person for help and gets thoughtful feedback, but then proceeds to ask every other person they know anyway.

Advice Slut: Hey, can you help with my fantasy lineup for next week?
Friend 1: Hey! I just helped you with your lineup an hour ago!
Friend 2: God, you are such an advice slut.

advice slut by aciduniform December 12, 2015

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