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auditioning the finger puppets 

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

Addisoning 

(verb)
-the act of calling Addison to persuade her from doing her wants.
-the act of calling Addison while she’s thinking on a tough situation to the point of annoying her.
-Richard: My Addison is a world class neonatal surgeon. My Addison lives to cut.
Addison: Your Addison would have been promoted to Chief of Surgery, so stop Addisoning me. So just hold on.

-Pete: Addison…
Addison: Shut up! I am trying to talk myself into this. I can’t when you keep Addisoning me.
Addisoning by AFMontgomery,MD August 15, 2023

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026