additioning
additioning by MosesI January 11, 2012
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auditioning the finger puppets
To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
auditioning the finger puppets by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005
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Addisoning
(verb)
-the act of calling Addison to persuade her from doing her wants.
-the act of calling Addison while she’s thinking on a tough situation to the point of annoying her.
-the act of calling Addison to persuade her from doing her wants.
-the act of calling Addison while she’s thinking on a tough situation to the point of annoying her.
-Richard: My Addison is a world class neonatal surgeon. My Addison lives to cut.
Addison: Your Addison would have been promoted to Chief of Surgery, so stop Addisoning me. So just hold on.
-Pete: Addison…
Addison: Shut up! I am trying to talk myself into this. I can’t when you keep Addisoning me.
Addison: Your Addison would have been promoted to Chief of Surgery, so stop Addisoning me. So just hold on.
-Pete: Addison…
Addison: Shut up! I am trying to talk myself into this. I can’t when you keep Addisoning me.
Addisoning by AFMontgomery,MD August 15, 2023
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