addiction addict

A weird addiction to any/all programs, documentaries, e.t.c. featuring the sad existences of drug, alcohol, sex, OCD's, and any other addict.

"Man, we need to do an 'intervention' on Bill; All he ever talks about is "Intervention" or "Hoarders." "What an addiction addict!"

addiction addict by BoiseBoltfan April 27, 2010

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Clan Addiction Disorder 

Being abnormally dependent on your clan.

A lot of Somalis suffer Clan addiction disorder (CAT)

Clan Addiction Disorder by Abdi Mahad August 26, 2012

Cock Addiction 

Desire to suck a cock or multiple cocks more frequently than an above average sexual relationship allows so the addict seeks other cocks to suck.

Cock addiction might cause you to have multiple affairs to give yourself access to multiple cocks and frequent access to cocks to suck.

Cock Addiction by DiDiDi June 2, 2012

update addiction 

A debilitating psychological condition which affects computer users everywhere. Update addiction has to do with the excessive downloading of software updates and should not be confused with an Updating Whore. You are likely an update addict if...

You click "Software Update..." (on Mac) or "Windows Update" (on Windows) more than three times a day.

You cannot resist buying the latest version of software or operating system -- even if you don't need, want, or even care to know about the new features.

You click "Check for updates" every time you run a program.

You stay up late watching the progress bar to make sure your latest update "really updated."

You get frustrated by stable software because it doesn't require updates every other day. So you always choose beta or nightly builds to ensure that you can download a maximum number of updates.

Dude: Dang! I just clicked Software Update, and it didn't find anything to update. What am I going to do???

Chick: (rolls eyes) Dunno man. Click it again?

Dude: Ok.

Chick: You need help. You have update addiction.

Dude: Ok, but before I go to the clinic, I need to go buy XYZSoft5. I only have XYZSoft4.

update addiction by jacopaco August 19, 2010

Sims Addiction

When a person is addicted to The Sims and cannot stops playing

Jon has a Sims Addiction.

Sims Addiction by jonyoungfan December 29, 2009

Nicotine Addiction 

A hit anti drug rap made by the famous rapper Logpog. Used to refrence the epidemic of vaping

Yo man, you hear NICOTINE ADDICTION yet?

Nicotine Addiction by MrTrueFactTeller October 11, 2019