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Actual Nazi 

An actual Nazi is somebody who actually supports Adolf Hitler's ideology that:
1) White people (or else certain subraces of white people) are the "master race" and that the state should ensure its national demographics belong homogeneously to that category;
2) The state should further persecute Jews as a fundamental threat to the race and nation.

The rules are simple: if you support both 1) and 2), you're an actual Nazi; if you don't, you aren't. (If you support only one of them you are definitely either a racist or an anti-Semite, but not a Nazi.)

This term is strictly reserved for people who seriously support Nazi ideology because the terms Nazi and fascist alone are abused so often (to refer to whomever the user dislikes or disagrees with) that they've practically lost all meaning in serious political discourse.
Donald Trump is not an actual Nazi.
Stephen Miller is not an actual Nazi.
George Bush is not an actual Nazi.
Liberals are not actual Nazis.
Conservatives are not actual Nazis.
Communists are not actual Nazis.
Antifa are not actual Nazis.
Your English teacher is not an actual Nazi.

Adolf Hitler was an actual Nazi.
Joseph Goebbels was an actual Nazi.
George Lincoln Rockwell was an actual Nazi.
Richard Spencer is an actual Nazi.
Marian Kotleba is an actual Nazi.
Jobbik are actual Nazis.
The alt-right are actual Nazis.
The Golden Dawn are actual Nazis

Milo Yiannopolous and Steve Bannon *might* be actual Nazis.
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026