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When a woman manufactures a fraudulent and fictitious physical confrontation against a man who was just trying to do his job.
He wouldn't give me the mike when it was his turn to speak. He acosted me!
Acosted by Velveeta Autocrat November 8, 2018
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Using dumb ass logic to navigate to a point so that you can feel superior.
My wife Acosted me about taking out the trash because I’m a man. She said, “The cavemen took out the Woolley Mammoth carcasses back in the day so so should you”
Acosted by Blacksensei December 9, 2019
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A confused state of mind, which no one , nor one’s self, can describe.
If you really wanna throw him off, tell him how agosted you are!
agosted by Gomillion October 16, 2018
To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.
Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.
acostad by Fake reporter November 8, 2018

Man Acoster 

A desperate girl that takes men by the hand in the Club and sleeps with them because she loves it. The Man has been 'accosted' by a Female. The Female is a 'Man Acoster'.
"Bro check that gal taking that idiot home, she's a Man Acoster!"
Man Acoster by Neptunenec December 6, 2013
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