A term used to describe women in the agricultural industry who are educated, informed and most importantly independant. The term also applies to people, causes, events, actions etc. The word also gets to the core idea that agricultural women can be classy, gorgeous, fabulous AND be as hard working as a man in the industry.
We will need to keep this Farm Bureau meeting on schedule because I have to my hair and makeup done for tonight - I need to look "AgFabulous".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.