Trendyhoe's definitions

Grab life by the tip

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Aiden

If his name is aiden he’s probably anti-social and hates on the annoying girls in his math class.

Girl 1: Wow Aiden is so cute!!
Girl 2: He literally hates you and you have never had a full conversation with him.
Girl 3: Yeah people only like him because he is quiet, so they don’t know if he has any flaws and they assume he doesn’t.
Girl 1: No y’all are trippin Aiden is literally the best!!1!1!1!!! #flawless

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Absolute

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:

by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018