Definitions by Trendyhoe

Grab life by the tip 

When a soccer/wine mom has no good advice left to tell their children.

Soccer son: Mom I’m really sad about this thing

Soccer mom: Son, sometimes you just gotta.. um.. Grab life by the tip and uh.. show it who’s boss!

Soccer son: no thanks mom.

Grab life by the tip by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Absolute 

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:

Absolute by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018

Aiden 

If his name is aiden he’s probably anti-social and hates on the annoying girls in his math class.

Girl 1: Wow Aiden is so cute!!
Girl 2: He literally hates you and you have never had a full conversation with him.
Girl 3: Yeah people only like him because he is quiet, so they don’t know if he has any flaws and they assume he doesn’t.
Girl 1: No y’all are trippin Aiden is literally the best!!1!1!1!!! #flawless

Aiden by Trendyhoe June 20, 2018