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above average 

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.
Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.
above average by Jon December 26, 2006
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above average 

when a gay guy compliments someone’s appearance
omg do you see that hot guy over there?”
“yeah he’s above average
above average by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019

above average 

Being between "that's good" and "splendid, superb". Intonation matters.
your anal twitch is above average.
above average by badman_bat June 17, 2016

Above Average Joe 

Used When a person is named Joe (usually a male, but there are females named Joe) who is attractive, and cannot fall into the Average Joe stereotype because their looks exceed the average person.
Thot 1: Omg that dude Joe in our Bio class is cute af, I would make out with him in front of my friends just to brag ;)
Thot 2: Omg yasss he’s what we call an Above Average Joe
Both Thots: Sighhhh he sooo cute awww

Above average penis 

Usually associated with a guy named matthew
Um hello based department

Above average penis

Above-Average Stranger 

A stranger that you see more than you should or too often.
Above-Average Stranger Danger! Above-Average Stranger Danger!
Above-Average Stranger by CrYpTiK N November 17, 2016

above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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