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Absternity 

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”
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GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh 

The greatest chess player to have ever lived. His chess knowledge is said to be beyond god's power.
Dude, that's GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh we're talking about, you should be afraid.
Aiste is a beautiful person, she has a wonderful personality, but can easily get irritated. Overall she is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have an Aiste as your friend, you should treasure her!
‘Oh wow that girl is so beautiful!’
‘oh yes, no wonder her name is Aiste’
Aiste by Kietaspxkietas November 5, 2019
A gorgeous kind hearted man who will be one of the greatest influences in a persons life. A brilliant man who works extremely hard to earn his success. Abishek is the friend you need to better yourself. He will be one of the most trust worthy and loyal people to have around. <3
Abishek <3
Abishek by Melody Raine January 25, 2020
A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.
I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute
Aristea by May 98 August 24, 2020
The most kind and caring man you will ever meet. He puts his heart and soal into everything he does. He smells very good and is always so so smiley all the time. He brings everybody happiness without even trying. Everyone loves aristeo bc of his heart of gold and love for everyone around him. Aristeo definitely turns heads from all directions wherever he goes because of his sexy appeal and confidence. Anyone would love to get to know aristeo as he is very popular and famous. His girlfriend loves him with alllll her heart and will always be there for him bc that’s what a guy named aristeo deserves.
We love an Aristeo sister
Aristeo by Aristeo baby June 12, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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