abcdefghilmnoprstu

Niamh: I know the Irish alphabet!
Bella: stop being a nerd Niamh
Niamh: But I know it, Bella, please!
Bella: ok fine what is it?
Niamh: it’s abcdefghilmnoprstu
Bella: it’s the same as the English one Niamh DUH
Niamh: no it isn’t, Bella pay more attention in........ Every lesson
Bella: that is not possible at this time

abcdefghilmnoprstu by Niamh_is_Irish August 3, 2020

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abcdefghilmnopqrstuvz

Italian alphabet

Student: The Italian alphabet has 21 letters, which are ABCDEFGHILMNOPQRSTUVZ. Why doesn’t it have J, K, Q, W or X?
Teacher: These letters are used in loanwords such as jazz or xerox.

abcdefghilmnopqrstuvz by bluestinger66 September 5, 2022

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abcdefghiklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to type the alphabet forwards then backward to cure the boredom.

IMMMM SOOOOOOOO BORED abcdefghiklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba ahhhhhhhh much better

abcdefghiklmnopqrstuvwxyzzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba by AngelicPvp July 9, 2018

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abcdefghijklmnoprstuwyz

The not so polish alphabet.

Holy shit thats abcdefghijklmnoprstuwyz!

abcdefghijklmnoprstuwyz by abcdefghijklmnoprstuwyz May 4, 2020

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abcdefghijklmnoprstuvwxyz

Good job mate, you spelled the english alphabet!

A:Hey,how do I spell the alphabet?
B:abcdefghijklmnoprstuvwxyz
A:Thanks!
B:No problem

abcdefghijklmnoprstuvwxyz by A random Skittle June 29, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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