abbers

a girl that is all you could ever want in life. you would easily go the extra mile for her. she means absolutely everything to you and you couldn't live without her. once you have this girl in your life you wouldn't want to loose her ever. you love her with all your heart and hate it when people doubt that love. when you have an "abbers" type girl, DON'T LOOSE HER.

sean and abbers are a perfect match for each other.

abbers by sean donlon January 19, 2009

ambersawred

A female in the military who provides sexual release for soldiers during deployments. She will usually be very up beat and friendly. she will love to do "guy" type activities so that know ones wives or girlfriends will suspect anything is happening.

robbi: this deployment coming up is going to really suck! im going to miss my new wife.
matty: ya i know, but there's an ambersawred in the company this time so at least we'll still be getting laid.

ambersawred by amber hackbrook September 20, 2009

Abbess 

Female brothel keeper. A Madame.

Etymology: Victorian underworld slang. An abbess (Latin abbatissa, fem. form of abbas, abbot) is the female superior, or Mother Superior, of an abbey or convent of nuns. Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

Abbess by Twathenge April 26, 2006

Ab-Abber 2000 

A Fast and Easy Way to define your abs StrongBad style! and the ladies will be All up ons!!

Dude, stop working out so much, didn't you hear about the Ab-Abber 2000?

Ab-Abber 2000 by KSK April 21, 2006

Abberson

The most perfect person you will ever meet, and if you meet an Abberson d o n ' t p a s s u p t h e o p p o r t u n I t y t o m a r r y t h e m, and or befriend them ^^

Woah, That sure is one Feral Abberson

Abberson by Simpberry November 16, 2020

abersnobbie 

person who thinks that they are impressing others by walking around totally decked out in Abercrombie & Fitch, constantly.

Look at Lauren in that ridiculous outfit--she's so abersnobbie. Nobody needs to wear that many layers of clothes in July!

abersnobbie by Alexa Raejean March 12, 2009

Jamey Aebersold 

Jamey Aebersold, named after the renowned jazz performer and publisher, can refer to any of the following:
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker

1. “I began to Jamey Aebersold this chick after me and Jamey raided the Louisville morgue for healthy lungs to fill with dirt and place in glass display cases, but I only got up to three because David Baker walked in. And right in the middle of my favorite song from Jamey Aebersold’s Volume One play along CD!”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”

Jamey Aebersold by Beatman July 10, 2009