When you're bored in science class and you press everything on your keyboard twice
Person 1: are you that bored Person 2 screen: 11223344556677889900--==qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp\\aassddffgghhjjkkll;;''zzxxccvvbbnnmm,,..//
Person 2: yea lol
Guy 1: Man I am so bored.
Guy 2: Have you tried typing ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Guy 1: I think I will!
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
It's the mista masta and I keep a G stash!
I'ma act a ass!
Might roll glass!
I took a sh*t on the stage at the grammys!
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"Look at that boy swangin' with his head out the window; he actin' a ass!"