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Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Massage done in apartment as apposed to a retail massage parlor.
I had a great time at the aamp.
aamp by hotblooded October 3, 2006
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Apartment asian massage parlor. AAMPS, as they are commonly known, are most typically found in large apartment complexes, although some can be found in hotels. Part of the service consists of a body massage, typically 20 minutes, generally given during the first part of the hour. The women are are all Asian, in ages ranging roughly 21-30. They either come from Asia or are residents in North American countries. If the latter, they often come from Los Angeles, San Francisco Bay Area, or Vancouver. Area with high local Asian populations. A very small percentage of the women work in apartments rented or owned by the companies for whom they work. In the latter case, apartments are changed frequently, particularly in areas where adult massage is illegal.
I need to find my happy ending at an aamp.
aamp by Rubmaps September 29, 2014
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aampacity 

Aam•pac•ity /æm pæsti/ am-pas-i-tee, noun, plural -ties, adjective

noun

1. The current-carrying, power generating capacity of a person, place, or thing such as, but not limited to, an actress, a city, or a drumbeat.

Example: “Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”
2. The aampacity of a person, place, or thing, can additionally be expressed, and theoretically measured, in aamperes. Theoretically, each person, place, or thing holds a maximum and minimum load carrying capacity.

adjective

1. reaching/having reached maximum aampacity, e.g. an aampacity painting; an aampacity crowd; an aampacity website; an aampacity experiment.
“Her aampacity alone would have been sufficient enough to light every candle in the bar.”
aampacity by Dr. Madam Curie December 16, 2010
whats a aampen
aampen by black Su$$y baka April 25, 2022
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