I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!
A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018
i have a wife
1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio
i have a wife by dildo777 July 18, 2018
whack a wife day
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
whack a wife day by Whack a wife July 19, 2021
buy a wife
buy a wife by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003
A wedding never bought a wife.
Taken from Orson Welles' "Moral Indebtedness" column in the October 1943 Issue of Free World.
The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.
That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
The use of this phrase, in the context that Mr Welles does, shows an understanding of the idea that many of the results that we hope to be so are not necessarily conducive with, or inherent within our approaches. That a single, extravagant gesture can not denote ownership or credit.
That, which is of real worth, must be earnt through genuine and unwavering efforts of love and determination.
"The extension of this moral argument insists that no man owns anything outright—since he owns it rent free. A wedding never bought a wife. And the devotion of his child is no man’s for the mere begetting."
A wedding never bought a wife. by Danglelemon August 21, 2024
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