A Squidward

A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.

Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!

A Squidward by Retarded64 October 14, 2020

Pulling a squidward 

When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.

I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward

Pulling a squidward by STELIO. KONTOS. August 22, 2019

squidward on a chair 

The chair that squidward sits on is half way in fact.

Woooh Half Way There OOOOH SqUIdwARD oN a ChaiR.

squidward on a chair by When You Means Tree February 11, 2018

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

Squidward with a runny nose by Teabag man June 12, 2008

squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

squidward in a chair by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward 

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Squidwarding a CPU 

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

Squidwarding a CPU by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020