A Shrek

A unit of time that is 1 hour and 35 minutes. Most commonly used before dinner.

"Hey mom when will dinner be ready". In a Shrek son"

by wassuplilhote September 13, 2018

a shrek

smelly ogre

the types of people that bully for no reason and just in general suck

he's such a shrek

by shrekyum June 18, 2023

Hecc a shrek

When someone says this a baby dies.

"You know what keven, go hecc a shrek."

Kevin's daughter dies

by Daddy kinky July 8, 2018

Doing a Shrek

A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.

"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)

by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024

Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.

Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.

by Fooferking September 12, 2015

Shrek-A-Licious

recently used in a gas station ad to sell Shrek and slurpees. someone or something that is so conformist and unoffending as to be nauseating.

"Dude did you hear Stacy's speech as class president? It was Shrek-A-Licious"

by JHi May 20, 2004

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014