A phrase that implies you're going to crash a wedding. Is a reference to the first Shrek film where Shrek dramatically ruins Lord Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.

"Buckle up, Millie! We're doing a Shrek!" - Blitz from Helluva Boss (EXES AND OOHS // S2: Episode 3)

Doing a Shrek by RudyisMoody February 2, 2024

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Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.

Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.

Shrek-a-whore by Fooferking September 12, 2015

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Shrek-A-Licious

recently used in a gas station ad to sell Shrek and slurpees. someone or something that is so conformist and unoffending as to be nauseating.

"Dude did you hear Stacy's speech as class president? It was Shrek-A-Licious"

Shrek-A-Licious by JHi May 20, 2004

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shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

shrek is a homosexual walrus by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

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