a Mallory

To suddenly disappear or not be at the appointed place at the appointed time.

Tony: "Hey, I'm ready to make this call guys."
Sean: "Who you making it with?"
Tony: "One of the engineers.....Hey, where the fuck did they go?" "I got six guys on the line here and he was just here 2 seconds ago."
Mark: "Looks like he did a Mallory on you."

a Mallory by Frainslug March 23, 2007

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pop a mallory

Throw up so hard you tear your esophagus.

"Man I drank so much last night I thought i was going to pop a mallory as I prayed to the porcelain gods!"

pop a mallory by Peez February 8, 2007

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Pulling a Mallory

Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.

Jeez, Clarissa is of a mood today, isn't she?
Yeah, she's pulling a Mallory.

Pulling a Mallory by George the Cub March 28, 2020

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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