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keep a knocker
keep a knocker by Nyplug March 1, 2022
Dripping like a knackered fridge
Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “
Dripping like a knackered fridge by Sweet JB October 20, 2020
C&A Knickers
Knickers worn by a cheap girl, with the letters C(CUNT) on the front and A(ARSE) on the back to remind them which way round to be worn!
" I could have scored last night, but when i got back to her house i found her C&A Knickers! I had to make a lame excuse to get away, FAR away."
C&A Knickers by Samborimshot November 25, 2007
knocked a bag off
knocked a bag off by twow October 17, 2013
Knocked a faucet
screwing someone over is knocking a faucet.... if lunch starts at 10 and you are counting on someone to bring you your food....and than he doesnt show up.... He "knocked you a faucet".
Knocked a faucet by arojac June 24, 2004
don't get your knickers in a twist
don't get your knickers in a twist by MoreBudlight November 10, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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