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A Josef

A Josef is simply losing your keys. Over and over again. On a weekly basis.
Person 1: Oh my God, I've lost my keys!

Person 2: Person 1 is pulling A Josef.
by ithinkiwonder April 9, 2008
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Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.
Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.
by Bad C dev December 22, 2025
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Pull a Jose

When you have stuff to do, but you use a shitty excuse to bail out and pass your responsabilities to others.
- GUY: Dude, we have a lot of stuff to do
- JOSE: I had a shitty day. Gonna sleep. Bye
- GUY: DON'T YOU DARE PULL A JOSE ON ME, BITCH!
- GUY: Jose? Jose..??

- GUY: Fuck
by DubaiDude May 16, 2016
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pulling a José Vasquez

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.
Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "
by Reila February 23, 2022
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Pulling a jose

Never joining the party after a plethora of invites
"if this nigga don't join the fucking party.". "Fr though he pulling a jose."
by FeedMyChildren February 13, 2018
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Josefiina a.k.a Hosu

Usually beautiful, smart and petite! Definitely wife material! Likes food and is usually a foodie! Loves animals, cats, magpies and sugar gliders. Laughs alot. Likes harry potter and chocolate!
Damn did you see that girl? She's totally Josefiina a.k.a Hosu!
Jeff is totally marrying perfect Josefiina!
Im not looking one night stand, I'm looking my own Josefiina.
by UncleScam November 22, 2021
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