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S.A.N.J.S.
Shit Ain't No Joke Son "S.A.N.J.S."
S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.
S.A.N.J.S. - when a spectacular bike polo event occurs, you make someone look ridiculous and kick rocks, or your name is Corner Shot.
I stormed by this sucker on my bike playing grass polo and scored a self-header on his sucker goalie and it was S.A.N.J.S. I then proceeded to state S.A.N.J.S because the event was so embarrassing for the two players I just schooled.
S.A.N.J.S. by Corner Shot January 8, 2013
J.A.S.A.P.
Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins
Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.
J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.)
A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.
"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"
Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) by javajester October 13, 2009
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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