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A holy shit 

To make a holy shit, someone must use his own excrement to pack another one's fecal orifice. He, of course, also uses his cock to do this.

This is based off the original Holy Shit, in which "Jesus took his own shit and shoved it up my ass, then used his cock and fucked it up there even harder" (John 17:4-6).
"Yo I totally got freaky with Tiffany the other night, and we made a holy shit"

"No way dude that's crazy!"
A holy shit by hdhitch October 20, 2020

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.
That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! 

Noun Phrase,
1. Used to add extremeness when holy shit is not vivid enough.
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I just saw a six armed midget doing backflips to music in the subway!

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!

holy shit on a rope 

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.
Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin 

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

holy shit on a stick

holy shit on a stick by yu January 31, 2004
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