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A gram of Buisson 

Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.

Usually forbidden by most states.
Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"

Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"

Jizz-A-Gram 

The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.
David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol
Jizz-A-Gram by King Jiggz May 10, 2009

Poop-a-gram 

A package of poop sent via mail or delivery as a symbol of spite or hatred. A box or envelope containing human feces sent as a means of showing discord or seeking revenge for an ill act.
Bob: What is that odor coming from your package? Jim: My ex-girlfriend sent me a poop-a-gram because I dumped her for her best friend. Bob: That is not cool. Jim: I guess I deserved it.
Poop-a-gram by recruiterpoet September 4, 2016

Slam-a-gram 

a slam-a-gram is when u are a speed salesman and someone who shoots up crystal has a order delivered.
{knock on door}
voice inside - "who is it"
DealerDude- "It's your slam-a-gram sir"

*the sound of fresh needles being popped open*

o.0 sketch 0.o
Slam-a-gram by g2boyj January 25, 2010

Heart-A-Gram

A symbol used by the "love metal" group HIM. Very intresting design, interwoven into clothing, belts, plastic ect...
Bam Margera has to many heart-a-grams
Heart-A-Gram by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

Shyam-a-gram 

The inability to describe any plan concept without resorting to an overcomplicated diagram resembling a childish doodle
What I don't understand .. that's just a Shyam-a-gram
Shyam-a-gram by Statements team August 16, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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