A Garrett 

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

A Garrett by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

Pull-a-Garrett 

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.

"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"

Pull-a-Garrett by Chilly December 13, 2004

Pull a Garrett 

When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.

Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?

Pull a Garrett by ipwncookies September 12, 2020

Pull-a-Garrett 

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

Pull-a-Garrett by lostc February 7, 2005

garrett with a beanie 

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

garrett with a beanie by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

Pulling a Garett 

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

Pulling a Garett by Avolpi May 15, 2014

Pulling a garett 

Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either

Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay

Pulling a garett by Mothu focku August 11, 2016