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A Garrett 

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings
Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving
A Garrett by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022
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Pull-a-Garrett 

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.
"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"
Pull-a-Garrett by Chilly December 13, 2004

Pull a Garrett 

When you play any battle royale, especially COD Warzone, and die crashing into the ground because you didn’t pull your chute in time.
Someone needs to rez Garrett, he pulled a Garrett (again).

In COD Warzone
Oh crap, someone help.
...Did you just pull a Garrett?
Pull a Garrett by ipwncookies September 12, 2020

Pull-a-Garrett 

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.
Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?
Pull-a-Garrett by lostc February 7, 2005

garrett with a beanie 

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.
Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

Pulling a Garett 

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room
Garett, you're pulling a Garett.
Pulling a Garett by Avolpi May 15, 2014

Pulling a garett 

Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either
Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay
Pulling a garett by Mothu focku August 11, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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