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Go put a filter on it 

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way
Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

twissin up a fillet 

--Sitting in front of the fireplace
--Intimacy
--Opening Christmas presents
--Fillet Mignon (steak)
--Cinnamon PopTarts
1.Let's twiss up a fillet while we drink hot cocoa!
2. My husband and I are twissin up a fillet between da sheets.
3. We watched our children twiss up a fillet Christmas morning!
4.I'd like to order twissin up my fillet combo done medium rare with apple sauce and juice box.

5. My favorite PopTarts are twissin up a fillet.
twissin up a fillet by RonniDavis December 26, 2010

A filled Cockloon 

A filled Cockloon is a term used in urinal sex, and although rather recent is a hot topic amongst pee players.

the act goes as follows; when one is ready to pee, they take out their glorious manparts and use the foreskin as a knot, holding it tight so no leakage occurs, afterwards they begin to pee and the foreskin will swell up just like a water balloon.

its highly recommended to try the act out by oneself to learn about how much pee can be held in the Cockloon, and one should also be very careful of not ripping the foreskin to shreds, use your common sense!

what benefit does this have in comparison to its relative cousin, the golden shower?

first and foremost, the feeling when the Cockloon fills up is indescribable for the male, its a whole new sense!

second once its released it will be a giant cascading ball of glorious urinal goodness!
A filled Cockloon is a true pleasure, both in the feeling and in the execution!

I had the biggest Cockloon ever yesterday man, releasing it was just the best!

me and my girlfriend tried Cocklooning last night, no complaints here!

Cocklooning is the next big water play thing dude, you gotta try it!
A filled Cockloon by kurohana October 26, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.
Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

fillet a fish 

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.
I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(
fillet a fish by :^3 May 27, 2018

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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