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Go put a filter on it 

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way
Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

twissin up a fillet 

--Sitting in front of the fireplace
--Intimacy
--Opening Christmas presents
--Fillet Mignon (steak)
--Cinnamon PopTarts
1.Let's twiss up a fillet while we drink hot cocoa!
2. My husband and I are twissin up a fillet between da sheets.
3. We watched our children twiss up a fillet Christmas morning!
4.I'd like to order twissin up my fillet combo done medium rare with apple sauce and juice box.

5. My favorite PopTarts are twissin up a fillet.
twissin up a fillet by RonniDavis December 26, 2010

A filled Cockloon 

A filled Cockloon is a term used in urinal sex, and although rather recent is a hot topic amongst pee players.

the act goes as follows; when one is ready to pee, they take out their glorious manparts and use the foreskin as a knot, holding it tight so no leakage occurs, afterwards they begin to pee and the foreskin will swell up just like a water balloon.

its highly recommended to try the act out by oneself to learn about how much pee can be held in the Cockloon, and one should also be very careful of not ripping the foreskin to shreds, use your common sense!

what benefit does this have in comparison to its relative cousin, the golden shower?

first and foremost, the feeling when the Cockloon fills up is indescribable for the male, its a whole new sense!

second once its released it will be a giant cascading ball of glorious urinal goodness!
A filled Cockloon is a true pleasure, both in the feeling and in the execution!

I had the biggest Cockloon ever yesterday man, releasing it was just the best!

me and my girlfriend tried Cocklooning last night, no complaints here!

Cocklooning is the next big water play thing dude, you gotta try it!
A filled Cockloon by kurohana October 26, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.
Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

fillet a fish 

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.
I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(
fillet a fish by :^3 May 27, 2018

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."