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Go put a filter on it 

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way
Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.

twissin up a fillet 

--Sitting in front of the fireplace
--Intimacy
--Opening Christmas presents
--Fillet Mignon (steak)
--Cinnamon PopTarts
1.Let's twiss up a fillet while we drink hot cocoa!
2. My husband and I are twissin up a fillet between da sheets.
3. We watched our children twiss up a fillet Christmas morning!
4.I'd like to order twissin up my fillet combo done medium rare with apple sauce and juice box.

5. My favorite PopTarts are twissin up a fillet.
twissin up a fillet by RonniDavis December 26, 2010

A filled Cockloon 

A filled Cockloon is a term used in urinal sex, and although rather recent is a hot topic amongst pee players.

the act goes as follows; when one is ready to pee, they take out their glorious manparts and use the foreskin as a knot, holding it tight so no leakage occurs, afterwards they begin to pee and the foreskin will swell up just like a water balloon.

its highly recommended to try the act out by oneself to learn about how much pee can be held in the Cockloon, and one should also be very careful of not ripping the foreskin to shreds, use your common sense!

what benefit does this have in comparison to its relative cousin, the golden shower?

first and foremost, the feeling when the Cockloon fills up is indescribable for the male, its a whole new sense!

second once its released it will be a giant cascading ball of glorious urinal goodness!
A filled Cockloon is a true pleasure, both in the feeling and in the execution!

I had the biggest Cockloon ever yesterday man, releasing it was just the best!

me and my girlfriend tried Cocklooning last night, no complaints here!

Cocklooning is the next big water play thing dude, you gotta try it!
A filled Cockloon by kurohana October 26, 2018

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.
Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

fillet a fish 

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.
I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(
fillet a fish by :^3 May 27, 2018

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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