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Text A Dump 

When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".

A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
Brett took his cell to the bathroom with him, guess he had to text a dump.
Text A Dump by WarNPeace October 9, 2012

A dumb pluck 

A synonym for "a dumb f***" or just a stupid chicken.
Person A: hey look what I got !!
Person B: You dumb pluck.
or
What do you call a stupid chicken....a dumb pluck.
A dumb pluck by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

take a dump 

1. To defacate
2. To have a bowel movement, usually a large one, as a dump is symbolic of large quantities
1. "Oh hey, before we go on our road trip to Oklahoma, I should take a dump." Friend says, "Yeah, there aren't any toilets in the country."

Or

2. "Oh man, why did I eat all of that Mexican food? I'm gonna have to take a huge dump, I'll be back in a week." Friend proceeds to hang a radioactive sign over the bathroom door for the next 30 years.
take a dump by khaan111 June 20, 2009

leave a dump 

why would you call it "taking" a dump? do you actually take it with you?
leave a dump by oddkin May 7, 2005

CRUMP A DUMP 

"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."
CRUMP A DUMP by T.Wilson June 1, 2016

dont be a dummy cum on the tummy 

It is simply pull out when u cum it helps and she wont get pissed
Girl: dont be a dummy cum on the tummy
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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