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A darren 

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.
Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren
A darren by IanBruh November 8, 2018
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A Darren 

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.
Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."
A Darren by Orkawhale January 16, 2018

A Darren 

A Darren by sunflower244 December 1, 2019

A Darren 

a man who is judgy and eats other people's food
"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"

- A Darren
A Darren by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

pulling a Darren Criss 

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it
I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

Doing A Darren 

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.
Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.
Doing A Darren by Joey Davis January 7, 2009

Suck the ass out of a darren

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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