Orkawhale's definitions

A Darren

A needy girl with low esteem issues, and possibly an eating disorder, who most likely resides in Florida or somewhere sunny and is between the age of 17-22 or at least is acting like one.

Me : "Dude ever since Trixette found my briefs with the wet oysters in them and asked me about it she has been a real fucking Darren."

Friend : "Well you did leave just the nuts hanging out of her best friend from horse riding school bro! But still, totally acting like a Darren."

by Orkawhale January 16, 2018

Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!

by Orkawhale May 9, 2018