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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad
1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
have a cum
have a cum by Canadian Contractor January 14, 2018
ur mom is a cum
Carlos: ur granny tranny
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum
ur mom is a cum by toolitnigga420 March 24, 2018
Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life
A baby boy living his own fantasy life forever
anything goes wrong from his plan baby boy will reporting police come and gets you arrested
when baby boy settle done everything will spoke to you moral, ( what cant do , what cant belive .
0 income but Free $ from parents a boy forever in complain his perfect life. ( second hand GF, Family ,Friend, Neigbour,Cat , and stupid expensive toy )
baby boy laughing friends parents join the chat party .
since is baby boy he too scare
anything his own stuff to any public delete every account got related him..XD
anything goes wrong from his plan baby boy will reporting police come and gets you arrested
when baby boy settle done everything will spoke to you moral, ( what cant do , what cant belive .
0 income but Free $ from parents a boy forever in complain his perfect life. ( second hand GF, Family ,Friend, Neigbour,Cat , and stupid expensive toy )
baby boy laughing friends parents join the chat party .
since is baby boy he too scare
anything his own stuff to any public delete every account got related him..XD
Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life by 汗雨 May 16, 2022
Cum-a-holic
A person who loves to swallow cum or semen.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.
After I give my guy Happy Head, I love to swallow his cum. I'm such a cum-a-holic!
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.
Cum-a-holic by JasminePRain September 25, 2014
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026