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afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad
1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!
afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
have a cum
have a cum by Canadian Contractor January 14, 2018
ur mom is a cum
Carlos: ur granny tranny
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum
ur mom is a cum by toolitnigga420 March 24, 2018
Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life
A baby boy living his own fantasy life forever
anything goes wrong from his plan baby boy will reporting police come and gets you arrested
when baby boy settle done everything will spoke to you moral, ( what cant do , what cant belive .
0 income but Free $ from parents a boy forever in complain his perfect life. ( second hand GF, Family ,Friend, Neigbour,Cat , and stupid expensive toy )
baby boy laughing friends parents join the chat party .
since is baby boy he too scare
anything his own stuff to any public delete every account got related him..XD
anything goes wrong from his plan baby boy will reporting police come and gets you arrested
when baby boy settle done everything will spoke to you moral, ( what cant do , what cant belive .
0 income but Free $ from parents a boy forever in complain his perfect life. ( second hand GF, Family ,Friend, Neigbour,Cat , and stupid expensive toy )
baby boy laughing friends parents join the chat party .
since is baby boy he too scare
anything his own stuff to any public delete every account got related him..XD
Row qia cum a man when living in Fantasy Life by 汗雨 May 16, 2022
Cum-a-holic
A person who loves to swallow cum or semen.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.
Someone who loves to have someone else cum in their face or other body parts.
A person who is infatuated with cum.
After I give my guy Happy Head, I love to swallow his cum. I'm such a cum-a-holic!
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.
She lets her dude cum all in her face and she enjoys it... What a cum-a-holic!
My cum-a-holic boyfriend likes my vaginal fluids to smother his face when he's giving me Happy Head.
Cum-a-holic by JasminePRain September 25, 2014
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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